Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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