lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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