Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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