i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
