Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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