whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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