Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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