She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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