It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
