WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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