I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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