"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
