Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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