Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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