maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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