OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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