dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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