Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think i have two assholes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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