We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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