You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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