I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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