Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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