And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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