so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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