I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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