Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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