I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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