you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
