No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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