Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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