i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
