I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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