do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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