id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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