Define "chronic" masturbator.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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