I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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