why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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