So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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