Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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