I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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