i think i have herpe
just one?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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