you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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