no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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