You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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