Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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