but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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