They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
