Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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