But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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