PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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