I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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