Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize