Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
