i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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